Me

Why I’m a dead man

How sad is it that I’m this excited about a book of history – polisci essays? How additionally sad is it that I’m trembling in terror over my girlfriend’s reaction that I just spent $40 on a whim? Regardless, I’m…

Football fashion (1990)

The Training Shoe The Face magazine, Vol 2 no.26, in November 1990 by Peter Hooton. —————————————————– This year marked the tenth anniversary of THE FACE, but whereas parties have been thrown to commemorate this occasion, nobody has bothered to hold…

About this

My Pathetic Homepage was first created in mid 1995 so I could hotlink Glasgow Celtic photos, post scans of people shooting nautical flares at one another, tell people what to think about politics, convince them to buy my fanzine, and…